6.22.2010

lonelyyyyy

I'm so lonelyy

I've nobodyyy

for my own.

Today, the office is empty. Brian and Travis have trekked to Colorado with the little ones, so I am here all by my lonesome.

I would make fun of something in Brian's office, but it feels wrong without Travis, my partner-in-crime.

Remember these things:

1) Always wear your seatbelt.

2) Read book for England.

3) Brian thinks it's fashionable to have undershirt sleeves that are longer than his shirt.
Let him continue thinking this. It's more fun.

4) Memorize scripture for England.

5) The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. Ouch.